Hello, I'm Cristina;
Spanish. 20 years old. English Studies student.
♚ She is the Harry to my Louis.
when we were only kids and we were best of friends. and we hoped for the best and let go of the rest. (x)
steven gerrard & michael owen ¬ xabi alonso & mikel arteta
So this guy volunteers at the Olympics. He figures maybe he’ll get to see some amazing athletes doing athletic things. And then the fastest man alive gives him a fist bump.
Look at all that happy.
Your body is not wrong, society is. I went out on my college campus to promote for my body positivity organization and to spread a little love to the world! ♥
I tell people this all the time.
Results not guaranteed
except for Louis
The Evolution of Lara Croft.
from wobble blob to i forgot she’s not real
i have this problem where i don’t have enough time to actually do things because i’m too busy sitting on my ass doing nothing
Selfie status while my homegirl choke a ging bitch
“oh, there are pictures.. I keep them where I need the most cheering up.”
For those who don’t know the story behind this:
Before Maggie was born, Homer Simpson worked at the Nuclear Plant because he needed the money to pay for all the debt. Once Homer Simpson finally payed the debt, he quit his job to work at his dream job at the bowling alley. When Homer Simpson found out that Marge was pregnant with Maggie, he became depressed that he had to quit his job at the bowling alley because the salary couldn’t support them. When Homer Simpson begged Mr. Burns for his old life back, he put a plaque that reads “Don’t Forget: You’re Here Forever.” When Maggie was born, Homer instantly fell in love with her. When Lisa asked Homer where did all Maggie’s baby pictures went, Homer explains that he keeps it where he needs it the most.
i cant handle this